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 Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD

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Kami ^.^
Emmma
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Gaby*
Moncyte
U.K
Agniuk.
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kristina123
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Katy Smag
Rimante
Skirmish.
Bitea
aagnea
MarciJona
littlerockgirl
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Kalista
evelina
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Kriste92
I'm much better!
Kriste92


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1212
Age : 32
Miestas : It doesn't metter where I live .... just with you ... <3
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-10-08

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Kriste92
I'm much better!
Kriste92


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1212
Age : 32
Miestas : It doesn't metter where I live .... just with you ... <3
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-10-08

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Kristina Jakubavičiūtė you are..



Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im017
a daredevil driver

Symptoms:
"GTA is for pussy's, try the real thing!" is your motto.


Advise:
For the safety of other traffic participants let someone else drive when you're outside the designated stunt trail.
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evelina
Naturally
evelina


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 4909
Age : 31
Miestas : Raseiniai
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-07-24

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Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im023
Symptoms:
While driving
or standing in a traffic jam you think no one will notice your bad
habits. Your semi-public acts can vary from nail biting, chewing with
your mouth open, spitting (provided the window is open), thumb sucking,
picking your ears, teeth, nose or worse.
Real nose picking pro's by the way first have a thorough examination of their extracted bogie before recycling it.


Advise:
Even
though according to Austrian Prof. Dr. Friedrich Bischinger nose
picking is a great way of strengthening your body's immune system, it
is adviced to confine your bad habits outside of public awareness.





žvengiau iš to paveiksliuko :OMG:
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Kalista
But tonight, I'm gonna fly.
Kalista


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 552
Miestas : ♫♥
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-10-11

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you are..



Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im021
a tailgater

Symptoms:
On
motorways you tend to stay within 2 seconds of travel distance of the
car in front of you, preferable blinking with your headlights.
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Snowflake
She loves the sun.
Snowflake


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1189
Age : 30
Miestas : NY - Londonas - Vilnius
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-10-09

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Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im026
an insurance fraud driver


Symptoms:
You use your car to illegally create additional income.
Example 1: With an old wreck of car you wait at a street corner hiding behind a building or some bushes for another car which doesn't have right of way, whereby you dnoitheeliberatly drive your car in front, causing an accident and faking major injuries like whiplash etc. in order to receive a large sum from the victim's insurance company.
Example 2: When you're not able to sell your car at an agreeable price you drive it to a long parking spot near an airfield and report it as stolen. Receiving the insurance money to buy another nice car.



Advise:
Quit your activities, besides others, one day YOU might get really hurt.
Besides that insurance companies keep records and eventually you will be caught.








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littlerockgirl
Pizza girl
littlerockgirl


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 2315
Age : 29
Miestas : Mystic Falls
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-08-09

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samanta jurgilaite you are..



Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im025
an over-competitive driver

Symptoms:
When
standing besides annother car in front of a traffic light, you try to
persuade the other to a jackrabbit start through short accelarations
and consecutive breaks.


Advise:
Grow up and get a life!
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MarciJona
She hits the gas
MarciJona


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1587
Age : 30
Miestas : Šilutė ;)
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-08-28

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Gintė Majutė you are..


a cool driver
Symptoms:
You stay calm at all times, regardless whether you're in a long motorway traffic jam or in a big city at rush-hours.
Even in case you get involved in an accident you behave as this could happen to the best person.
Advise:
Ever though of becoming a private chauffeur?
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aagnea
I'm much better!
aagnea


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1233
Age : 31
Miestas : kalvarija
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-09-30

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littlerockgirl rašo:

samanta jurgilaite you are..



Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im025
an over-competitive driver

Symptoms:
When
standing besides annother car in front of a traffic light, you try to
persuade the other to a jackrabbit start through short accelarations
and consecutive breaks.


Advise:
Grow up and get a life!

tas pats :bubble:
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Bitea
Can't have Jonas
Bitea


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 743
Age : 29
Miestas : Kalvarija
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-09-27

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Gertruda Petelyte you are..

Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im027
a road rager


Symptoms:
You are the worst kind of driver imaginable.
In traffic you transform to a real monster.
Symptoms are sudden acceleration, braking, close tailgating, cutting others off in a lane, deliberately preventing someone from merging, sounding the horn or flashing lights excessively, rude gestures (such as "the finger"), shouting verbal abuse, obscenities or threats, intentionally causing a collision between vehicles, exiting the car to attempt to start a confrontation, including striking someone else's vehicle with an object, threatening to use or using a firearm or other deadly weapon, throwing projectiles from a moving vehicle with the intent of damaging other vehicles.



Advise:
Seek professional help. Now!
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Skirmish.
I'm much better!
Skirmish.


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1273
Age : 30
Miestas : Kėdainiai
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-12-09

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Skirmantė Kerzaitė you are..


a no-claim driver
Symptoms:
You drive carefully in any situation and avoid driving at night.
When parking you preferably choose an open spot where you don't have to reverse.
A dent or a scratch on your car, the repairing of which you preferable pay out of your own pocket to keep your high no claim, will upset you for weeks.
Advise:
Look at it this way: "no car - no claim"
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Rimante
Got me going crazy.
Rimante


Pranešimų skaičius : 3089
Age : 29
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-08-13

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Bitea rašo:
Gertruda Petelyte you are..

Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im027
a road rager


Symptoms:
You are the worst kind of driver imaginable.
In traffic you transform to a real monster.
Symptoms are sudden acceleration, braking, close tailgating, cutting others off in a lane, deliberately preventing someone from merging, sounding the horn or flashing lights excessively, rude gestures (such as "the finger"), shouting verbal abuse, obscenities or threats, intentionally causing a collision between vehicles, exiting the car to attempt to start a confrontation, including striking someone else's vehicle with an object, threatening to use or using a firearm or other deadly weapon, throwing projectiles from a moving vehicle with the intent of damaging other vehicles.



Advise:
Seek professional help. Now!


Tas pats :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:
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Katy Smag
Girlz
Katy Smag


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 255
Age : 29
Miestas : Deep in his heart***
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-01-26

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Jekaterina Smagina you are..

Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im009
a national driver


Symptoms:
Your driving skills are excellent, except when you take business or holiday trips out of your country, in which case you start behaving like you've got your first driving lesson.
Things are getting really worse when your partner/fellow passengers start complaining about your driving and navigation skills..



Advise:
Next time, take a plane!



Jap jap)) the plane is better. xD
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[razynka*]
Hey baby!
[razynka*]


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 2125
Age : 29
Miestas : vilnius
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-10-02

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Asta Kuklyte you are..

Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im013
an over-socially concerned driver


Symptoms:
You give right of way (priority) to everyone, even if they have none.
Also you tend to pick up hitchhikers and offer them a place to sleep to find out you've been robbed the next day.



Advise:
If you're not a kind old lady of 60 or older you should start to worry
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kristina123
Got me going crazy.
kristina123


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 3124
Age : 29
Miestas : raseiniai
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-08-08

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kristina andrulytė you are..
Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im026

an insurance fraud driver
Symptoms:
You use your car to illegally create additional income.
Example 1: With an old wreck of car you wait at a street corner hiding behind a building or some bushes for another car which doesn't have right of way, whereby you dnoitheeliberatly drive your car in front, causing an accident and faking major injuries like whiplash etc. in order to receive a large sum from the victim's insurance company.
Example 2: When you're not able to sell your car at an agreeable price you drive it to a long parking spot near an airfield and report it as stolen. Receiving the insurance money to buy another nice car.
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linejka
Video Girl syndrome
linejka


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 875
Age : 32
Miestas : Tauragė
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-02-01

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Lina Paulauskaitė you are..

Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im019

an aggressive driver
Symptoms:
You claxon/swear/show middle finger at everyone coming in your way.
Advise:
Consider moving to for example any of the larger south European cities, where such behaviour is normal or more or less mandatory.

tik įdomu pagal ką čia nustato...?
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Agniuk.
She hits the gas
Agniuk.


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1589
Age : 30
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-01-21

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a feminine driver

Symptoms:
Your driving skills are good, but parking remains bit messy.


Advise:
Avoid parking garages!
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U.K
Turn right.
U.K


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1321
Miestas : Kaunas.
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2008-12-13

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Symptoms:
You've got excellent concentration skills and could drive for 8 hours or more without dozing off.



Advise:
You would make an excellent rally or truck driver.

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Moncyte
But tonight, I'm gonna fly.
Moncyte


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 506
Age : 30
Miestas : Vilnius
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-04-10

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Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im003

a no-claim driver


Symptoms:
You drive carefully in any situation and avoid driving at night.
When parking you preferably choose an open spot where you don't have to reverse.
A dent or a scratch on your car, the repairing of which you preferable pay out of your own pocket to keep your high no claim, will upset you for weeks.
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Gaby*
that should be me.
Gaby*


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 2477
Age : 30
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-01-23

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Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im003 a no-claim driver
Symptoms:
You drive carefully in any situation and avoid driving at night. 
When parking you preferably choose an open spot where you don't have to reverse. 
A dent or a scratch on your car, the repairing of which you preferable pay out of your own pocket to keep your high no claim, will upset you for weeks.
Advise:
Look at it this way: "no car - no claim"
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stargin
My own Jonas show
stargin


Pranešimų skaičius : 986
Age : 31
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-05-08

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the eternal designated driver


Symptoms:
Historically you somehow have been assigned by your friends as the designated driver.
Even though you could use a drink in the pub once in a while, you can't let your friends down, can you?



Advise:
Next time take a drink or two and say to everybody you're too drunk to drive and have them order a cab, else tell them you're on heavy medication and you're not allowed to drive.
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augustukas
A book face
augustukas


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 31
Miestas : vilnius
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-06-16

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Auguste Kukaityte you are..


a tailgater
Symptoms:
On motorways you tend to stay within 2 seconds of travel distance of the car in front of you, preferable blinking with your headlights.
Advise:
Consider emigrating to Malawi, Afghanistan or North Korea ,where the number of cars per 1000 inhabitants is less than 1 and the chances of persisting your habit are 0.

paveiksliuko nepavyko nukopinti
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Emmma
Keep it real!
Emmma


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1913
Age : 27
Miestas : Vilnius
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-06-18

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trinta :)


Paskutinį kartą redagavo Emmma, Liepa 29th 2021, 01:24. Redaguota 1 kartą
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Kami ^.^
Keep it real!
Kami ^.^


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1718
Age : 31
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-03-15

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an insecure driver
Symptoms:
Typical behaviour is signalling before an exit which you don't take, since on the last moment you decided to take another route.
Also you're the type who percentually takes the most u-turns.
Advise:
Stick to the original plan!
And by the way subway entrances are no parking garages!

Visada taip ir maniau  :lol!:


Paskutinį kartą redagavo Kami ^.^, Lapkritis 17th 2015, 21:56. Redaguota 1 kartą
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Ovilyte
From Australia
Ovilyte


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 157
Age : 29
Miestas : Kaunas
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-07-20

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Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD Im018
a 'wannabe Cairo' driver

Symptoms:
While driving, you seem to acquire a certain death-wish.
You use your break only at the point of destination, in the mean time your claxon will make things move out of your way.


Advise:
In case you have fellow passengers, always first make sure they do not have some kind of heart condition.
You would make an excellent taxi driver in Cairo, Egypt.
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aistte
I'm much better!
aistte


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1283
Age : 30
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-09-01

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Paskutinį kartą redagavo aistte, Vasaris 25th 2012, 18:00. Redaguota 1 kartą
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